Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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