Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Fuck me I smell like cheese
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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