windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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