I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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