we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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