Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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