Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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