I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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