and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I want her autograph on my taint
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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