My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize