Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
