is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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