Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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