Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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