i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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