I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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