I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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