ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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