what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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