well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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