So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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