I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
4 words: hood of his car
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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