One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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