Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
