I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
