Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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