that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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