just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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