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(520): View more from Arizona

he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it

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im ashamed your my cousin

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.

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(760): View more from California

It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?

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(847): View more from Illinois

He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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(386): View more from Florida

I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.

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