oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Bring me that man meat
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
