i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
