Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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