Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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