Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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