Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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