AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Randomize
