One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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