While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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