Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
