dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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