i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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