i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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