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Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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