i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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