I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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