do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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