help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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