When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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