he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize