The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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