Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
