I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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