I'm really into asian looking animals
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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